6 Super Granny Powers You Didn't Know About

Everybody has seen the video of the super granny beating a few bad guys with her powerful purse.

This made me wonder what other super powers super granny might have.

  1. Slut Shout – Turns short slutty skirts into Nun robes by shouting to¬† woman “Slut !”.
  2. Telepathic Ear Pulling – When she pulls her ears misbehaving children have no match to her telepathic ear pulling powers
  3. Boomerang Dentures – Knows a thief from a distance by throwing her boomerang like dentures
  4. Instant Freeze – In the presence of burglars she can touch the thief and paralyze him at site until the police shows up by diving him a severe case of arthritis
  5. Gadget Purse – Her super purse not only contains candy, a bible and powdery makeup but only a turbine walker she can pulls car chases.
  6. Slobby Kiss of Death – This is the most terrifying super power. Villains fear the super slow motion full of slobby saliva kiss. She can kiss a villain to death with her granny’s pucker kisses

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6 Super Granny Powers You Didn’t Know About

Everybody has seen the video of the super granny beating a few bad guys with her powerful purse.

This made me wonder what other super powers super granny might have.

  1. Slut Shout – Turns short slutty skirts into Nun robes by shouting to? woman “Slut !”.
  2. Telepathic Ear Pulling – When she pulls her ears misbehaving children have no match to her telepathic ear pulling powers
  3. Boomerang Dentures – Knows a thief from a distance by throwing her boomerang like dentures
  4. Instant Freeze – In the presence of burglars she can touch the thief and paralyze him at site until the police shows up by diving him a severe case of arthritis
  5. Gadget Purse – Her super purse not only contains candy, a bible and powdery makeup but only a turbine walker she can pulls car chases.
  6. Slobby Kiss of Death – This is the most terrifying super power. Villains fear the super slow motion full of slobby saliva kiss. She can kiss a villain to death with her granny’s pucker kisses

super granny 6 super powers

The Last Goodbye

(J. Buckley)

This is our last goodbye
I hate to feel the love between us die.
But it’s over
Just hear this and then I’ll go:
You gave me more to live for,
More than you’ll ever know.

Well, this is our last embrace,
Must I dream and always see your face?
Why can’t we overcome this wall?
Baby, maybe it’s just because I didn’t know you at all.

Kiss me, please kiss me,
But kiss me out of desire, babe, and not consolation.
Oh, you know it makes me so angry ’cause I know that in time
I’ll only make you cry, this is our last goodbye.

Did you say, “No, this can’t happen to me”?
And did you rush to the phone to call?
Was there a voice unkind in the back of your mind saying,
“Maybe, you didn’t know him at all,
you didn’t know him at all,
oh, you didn’t know”?

Well, the bells out in the church tower chime,
Burning clues into this heart of mine.
Thinking so hard on her soft eyes, and the memories
Offer signs that it’s over, it’s over.