Everybody has seen the video of the super granny beating a few bad guys with her powerful purse.
This made me wonder what other super powers super granny might have.
- Slut Shout – Turns short slutty skirts into Nun robes by shouting to? woman “Slut !”.
- Telepathic Ear Pulling – When she pulls her ears misbehaving children have no match to her telepathic ear pulling powers
- Boomerang Dentures – Knows a thief from a distance by throwing her boomerang like dentures
- Instant Freeze – In the presence of burglars she can touch the thief and paralyze him at site until the police shows up by diving him a severe case of arthritis
- Gadget Purse – Her super purse not only contains candy, a bible and powdery makeup but only a turbine walker she can pulls car chases.
- Slobby Kiss of Death – This is the most terrifying super power. Villains fear the super slow motion full of slobby saliva kiss. She can kiss a villain to death with her granny’s pucker kisses